Tell me, quick!
Are you willing to be my husband?
All right, all right! I... argghhh...
I am willing to be your husband
Oh dear, are you all right, dear husband?
Hehehe!
Hey kid,
I just can't rest my mind
until you've made the vow to become my disciple.
I just can't let someone snatch you away from me.
Come...
Finders keepers.
Come... just say the vow
and I will lay down the rules for you to become a disciple of the Southern Seas
You mean there are rules to follow?
Sure we do.
Firstly, you must beg me
to accept you as a disciple.
I will reject you.
You must then plea with me
until I accept it, amid reluctantly
even though I'm happy to do so.
This is our rule when recruiting any disciple.
You must bear this rule in mind
so that your future disciple will abide by it should you take in any
You must remember this
Can the rule be changed?
Of course it can't be changed!
Else people will know me as the son of a tortoise!
That's good to know 'cos I won't want to become your disciple!
You won't?!
Yes. I will not!
Then I'm going to twist your neck until it breaks!
Go ahead then!
I don't have the strength to fight back anyway!
Duan Lang...
But... if you kill
a defenceless man,
then won't you be violating one rules of the Southern Seas?
Then what will become of you?
I will be known as the son of a tortoise
That's right.
Duan Lang
Hey! What're you trying to do?
Let go of her!
Hey kid! You must become my disciple, no two way about it!
I'm rushing off to meet someone
so I don't have the time for idle chatter now!
But bear this in mind,
your wife's life is in my hands
and if you don't take that vow, I can't promise nothing will happen to her! Hahaha!
Save me, Duan Lang!
Come
let us be on our way!
Duan Lang
I won't guarantee your safety
if your husband
fails to come to me!
How can he possibly scale down the cliff
when he don't even know any martial arts?!!
If my husband were to fall to his death,
you will never
be able to recruit him either!
Sounds reasonable.
Come here, both of you!
See that cliff?
Go carry him down from the cliff.
He is my disciple
so don't you dare hurt him!
Go!
Yes!
Make it quick!
Must bear in that mind!
Is that clear?!
Hold it there!
We are here to bring you back to Wu Liang Mansion
Sorry. I can't let you. I have some important things to deal with right now
So that won't do
Please excuse me
Get him!
Let's go
Let go! Let go of me!
Where are you bringing me? Let go of me!
Come out!
Hey! Where's that kid?
Where is my disciple?
There is nobody on the cliff.
I had searched everywhere but couldn't find him
Duan Lang... You couldn't hav fallen to your death, could you?
Could it be that you two didn't make it in time
and he had fallen to his death?
I tried looking for the body at the bottom of the cliff
but to no avail
Are you saying he just vanish into thin air?
You two scoundrels! Guess you're tired of living!
Have mercy on us!
Release me! Damn it!
Hey, let me out!
Let me out!
Release me now!
Hey, let me out!
Our inner force is different with other factions' inner force.
One must cast off
his existing inner force
and focus on honing a new one.
This is to prevent two inner forces from conflicting with each other
which may result in death for the practitioner
This skill absorbs the inner force of the others
so that the practitioner can benefit.
It's no different
from stealing!
The Mang Gu Red Clam is out in the open again
and God knows how many people are going to lose their lives this time?
The Mang Gu Red Clam has the most deadliest toxin in the world
and it is believed that whoever eats it will be invulnerable to all types of poison!
Eat it? Are you nuts?
Lt'll be a blessing if you are not poisoned by it!
There must be a reason
why lmmortal Sister wants me
to practise extraordinary martial arts of Bei Ming.
Moreover, she don't seem like the devious type
who will impart such unorthodox martial arts to me.
Oh, Duan Yu!
How can you doubt
the integrity of lmmortal Sister!
Riding the Wave with Small Steps...
Not only does this skill have such an elegant name,
it seems pretty useful for getting out of tricky situations.
Alright! I shall master it!
Oh, my son! What the hell are you crying for? Damn your cries!
I have been waiting for you for quite a while!
Oh, my dear son! I missed you very much!
She addresses you as her son, is she your mother?
What nonsense!
My dear son She is Ye Er Niang and wickedness is her forte.
One of these days,
she will definitely outmatch
my fame as the elegant villain
Elegant villain? To me, you are no different from other villains.
So, what are the names of the First and Fourth Villains?
Da... -
Oh, my baby! I am your mum! Don't cry anymore...
Hey! What are you up to?
You can just finish him off in an instance!
Oh darling! Don't be scared of that ugly guy.
He's no match for your mum.
You're so cute!
Mummy just want to play with you for a little bit longer before disposing of you.
I can't bear to part with you right now
Don't cry
Little lady, I heard that your husband don't want you anymore,
why don't you stick with me instead?
Lao Si,
you lecherous villain, stop it!
Hey, this should do the trick.
When the guard brings in the food later,
I will sneak past him,
get out of the gate and freedom awaits!
Now I just have to memorise these steps
and hope nothing goes wrong!
Since your disciple is gone,
why can't I have an intimate moment with this little girl?
How do you know my disciple is dead?
Or are you the one who kill him?
I haven't even seen him before,
how the hell do you supposed I kill him?
Then where did my disciple go?
Why is he still not here to acknowledge me as his teacher?
Your disciple must have been killed by him,
otherwise why is his body not found?
Hear that?!
Even his wife accuses you.
Don't tell me you're not guilty?
My husband has the same type of cerebellum bone as yours
and his intelligence matches yours too.
He's the perfect disciple
you can ever get.
Yet this Yun Zhong He killed him.
Don't you want to take revenge for your favourite disciple?
Alright!
Now see what you've done!
You startled my baby!
Ohhh my baby...
Hey! Get him!
Guards! Come quick! Get him!
Let go! Let go of me...
Let go!
What the hell are you doing?
That foul woman kidnapped my son!
Go get her!
Hey cutie-cutie marten
cutie-cutie marten
Ouch! You bit me!
BLUEMAX
Foolish woman
Give me back my son
Who the hell are you people?
Did you kidnap my favourite disciple?
Oh, if it isn't Chief Zuo Zi Mu
of the Wu Liang Sword Faction!
Your skills are mediocre but you sure have a cute baby!
So, you are the Chief of the Wu Liang Sword Faction?
Well, Chief Zuo, once Ye Er Niang takes a fancy on anything,
she won't return it to anyone
even if the emperor came begging!
Chief Zuo, please leave!
Please return my son to me, Ye Er Niang!
I can get a few more babies for you
If you want to get your son back,
then you have to dig out the eyes of that girl
for me!
How about that?
The Wu Liang Sword Clan is one of the most reputable clans in Dali,
I never knew its chief can be so despicable
Where is Young Master Duan now?
Young Master Duan? Who the hell is he?
Young Master Duan...
he's murdered by the accomplices of this woman!
What?! He is dead?
What? I shall kill this group of evil-doers
to take revenge for Young Master Duan!
Your murderers!
Hey kid!
Thanks a lot!
Where is Young Master Duan, Ye Er Niang?
I don't know.
I won't tell you
even if I know.
What happened to Young Master Duan?
Is he really killed by Yun Zhong He?
Young Master Duan is murdered by the accomplices of that woman!
Crocodile God of the Southern Seas!
Release Lady Mu now!
We can talk over the issue of being your disciple at a later time
Lady Mu
Are you all right, Lady Mu?
Lady Mu! Lady Mu! Lady Mu!
Lady Mu! You're finally awake!
You can hit me a few more times if you wish to!
I thought I won't be able to see you again.
Don't cry, here I am.
Where is that Crocodile God of the Southern Seas?
Are you here for him or for me?
I am just concerned
if that scoundrel will take away my beloved again!
You and your honeyed words...
Sister Wan! I can't afford to lose you anymore.
I missed you so much!
Don't do that, somebody's here!
Eh? Where did he go?
Stop teasing me. There's nobody's here
Ahem...
I roam a thousand miles with only but one sword, a word of wisdom I offer thee
Zhu Si Ge!
Young Master
We are instructed to escort you back
We are all worried sick
about your safety.
Thank God we managed to
reach here in the nick of time!
So sorry to cause all the unnecessary trouble, Zhu Si Ge
Guess my father and uncle are hopping mad at me?
You should know
their temper.
But their anger had subsided
by the time we left the palace.
I guess they probably missed you so.
Ba Tian Shin is also with us this time
Uncle Ba is here too?
Where is he?
He went after that wicked woman
I was told to wait for you
Let us go back to the Palace on the double
so as to ease His Majesty's and His Highness's worries
You mean you've been waiting here for me all this while?!
Oh... I was too engrossed in my books
to know what had happened just now
Lady Mu, come, let me introduce you
Zhu Dan Chen, Zhu Si Ge.
He's my best friend
Please to make your acquaintance, Lady Mu
Zhu Si Ge.
Let's go, Young Master.
Lady Mu, we would be honoured
if you can come to the palace with us
What? You mean we're setting off now?
Then come on! Let's go together!
Zhu Si Ge has fallen asleep.
I don't wish to go back with him. Let us sneak out of here now.
Great. I've been thinking I might not go to the palace with you
as my teacher forbids me to mix around with strangers.
I'll go and get the horse.
Don't! Your Zhu Si Ge might be roused from his sleep
by the neighing of the horse.
It's better if we don't take the horse
You're smart!
Let's go!
You'd better tell me
where have you been for the past 7 days after your meal.
I'll teach you a lesson if you lie to me
I wouldn't dare lie to you!
You are always in my mind
everyday for the past 7 days!
Never know you're so glib-tongued
And...
And?
And I was bitten by a poisonous marten
and had eaten a poisonous frog.
Can't you tell a proper lie? Who the hell will believe that?
Every word I say is true, I'm definitely not lying!
Say that again...
Quick, run for it!
You fool! Do you really think you can run faster than a horse?
Zhu Si Ge
You sure are hardworking. Reading books so early in the morning!
Are you preparing to sit for the lmperial Exams?
Young Master, guess what poem am I reading now?
How the heck am I supposed to know what poem you are reading?
"Ji Bu does not make two promises while Hou Ying values his word"
"When a man has free will and zest in life, who will bother about fame?"
Zhu Si Ge is quoting Wei Zheng's poem so as to let me see the errors of my ways
You flatter me, Young Master. You're well-read
and I believe I have many things to learn from you.
Let us be on our way
Oh, honourable guests,
you are most welcomed!
Please, take a seat! Take a seat!
Anything for you, Sirs?
See you again, Sirs!
Honourable guests, please be seated!
May I have your orders, please?
Let us have some good food and wine, please!
Right away!
Enjoy your wine, sirs!
Hey, hold it there!
Is Zhu Si Ge his match?
Don't worry about him.
He definitely can handle him since he let us go first
Quick, run for it!
I can't! Not when Zhu Si Ge is still behind
I'll definitely lend him a hand
if not for the fact that I'm injured!
What shall we do now?
Here he comes!
Let's go!
Yun Zhong He is catching up too!
Mum!
Mum! Open the door, quick!
Please open the door!
Mum!
Enough of your shouting, sonny!
Help me, Mum!
Yu er, my son
what's with all these screaming and shouting?
Someone is trying to kill me!
Hey! Stop hugging him, you stupid nun!
Sister Wan, behave yourself!
Hey, young lady! Don't talk nonsense!
What's your relationship with my Yu er?
Looks like we're in luck!
To think we can even chance upon such a pretty Taoist nun.
I might as well capture the both of you!
Be careful!
His martial arts is really formidable!
Damn you villain! Surrender now or face my wrath!
You and what army?!
Mum, be careful!
Mum!
Be careful!
Damn you people of Dali! Taking advantage of your strength in numbers!
We shall settle this some other time!
Mum, are you all right?
Mum?
You mean she's really your mother?
Yup!
Yu er, who is she?
Oh, she's Lady Mu, name's Wan Qing.
She's also my...
I am his wife.
Yu er, is this true?
Err... well...
I'll tell you the details later, Mum
Like father like son
always flirting around.
One of these days I'm going to break your legs.
This lady's not too bad,
though she has quite a fiery temper.
You'd better have a rein on her
Mum, you don't blame Sister Wan anymore!
Are you related to Xiu Luo Dao Qin Hong Mian?
Who's Xiu Luo Dao Qin Hong Mian? I have never heard of her
You really don't know her?
Xiu Luo Dao
Qin Hong Mian
Who the heck is she?
Mother, give Sister Wan a break!
She had said she doesn't know that woman
Always defending her!
I don't know how are you going to handle her in future.
Come, let us go inside
Let's go!
Who's that villain who came just now?
His name is Yun Zhong He, the number four of the Four Big Villains
nickname's Qiong Xiong Ji Er His martial arts surpasses mine
and from what I heard, this time, the Four Villains had arrived in Dali
The martial arts of the othe three villains are even more formidable.
Now that Yun Zhong He knew about this place,
I think you'd better retreat to your abode and lay low for the time being
There is no need for me to go back
I'm a nun for whom matters of the mundane world don't concern me.
Even if I were to be killed by them,
it won't change anything
Mum, those villains are capable of anything!
Since you don't wish to go back home,
how about taking refuge in Grand Uncle's palace?
No, I won't go anywhere
Then I will stay here with you.
Zhu Si Ge, you go back and inform my uncle and father
that we will stay here
to fend off the Four Big Villains!
Yu er.
Since when did you learn to talk like that?
You might be of some help
if you know some martial arts,
But the fact is you don't!
Since my husband is staying behind
I, too, will stay
and help you fight off the villains!
Lady Mu,
can you tell me what is your relationship with 'Xiu Luo Dao Qin Hong'?
Why do you ask me again?
I have told you many times,
I haven't even heard about of the name,
much less if that person is a man or woman?!
I really don't know!
Pardon me for my rudeness, Lady Mu.
It's just that the way you shoot the arrow
reminds me of that person.
You also resembles her.
So I couldn't help myself.
May I know the name of your parents?
I'm an orphan
and it was my teacher who brought me up
so I don't know their names at all.
Then, what is your teacher's name?
Her name is ' You Gu Ke '.
You Gu Ke? You Gu Ke?
I earnestly plead with you to go back to Dali with us!
Otherwise I don't know how to answer to His Majesty!
Mother, don't make things difficult for Zhu Si Ge anymore.
I was lucky to have him taking care of me throughout this journey
His Highness misses you a lot.
He would be very happy if you can go back to the palace
He
misses me?!
Ha! I don't think I will ever go back to him for the rest of my life.
May I have the audacity to beseech Her Highness back to the Palace
on behalf of all the people in Dali city
May I beseech Mother to go back to the palace.
You people...
Sigh...
What can I say now?
That's great, mother!
Father will definitely be so happy
if you are back!
Our family will be reunited again.
I shall pass the message to His Majesty on the double
Mother!
You are the first man to ever see my face
and I had to keep to my oath.
Will you keep your promise?
Definitely!
Once we reached home
I'll tell my father about it
If you dare lie to me
I'll...
I wouldn't dare, Sister Wan!
I'd be more than happy if I can marry you!
Don't you know
my mother likes you very much?
That doesn't really matter!
I'd be happy as long as you love me
All the subjects of Dali welcomes Your Highness back!
Her Highness returns! Her Highness returns!
All the subjects of Dali welcomes Your Highness back!
BLUEMAX
His Highness and Her Highness shall now return to the palace!
Come on, Feng Huang!
Let us go in, Mother!
Let's go in
Your Highness!
His Highness, His Majesty awaits at the rear hall!
Okay
My brother, His Majesty is here.
Feng Huang, Yu er, we shall go and greet His Majesty first.
Sister Wan, wait for me here.
I'll be back in a minute
Please have some tea
Where's Duan Lang?
He's been gone for half a day!
Please be a little more patient, Lady Mu
the Prince Duan will be back soon.
What prince? You mean my Duan Lang is a prince?!
Young Master Duan is the offspring of the King of Zhen Nan.
If he's not a prince then who shall it be?
A prince?!
I never expect that bookworm
to be a prince!
His Majesty sends for Ba Tian Shi and Mu Wan Qing
Lady Mu, we shall go in together to greet His Majesty
I want to look for Duan Yu, why do I have to see His Majesty?
His Highness, Prince Duan, is together with His Majesty, Lady Mu
Then I shall go look for him.
Ba Tian Shi and Mu Wan Qing are here to pay their respects to His Majesty!
Ba Tian Shi at Your Majesty's service!
You are the Emperor?
Yes,
I am the Emperor
and you must be Lady Mu
That's right, I am Mu Wan Qing. Why?
Thank you for taking care of Yu er throughout the journey
I'll get Yu er to show around
and enjoy the scenic pastures of Dali tomorrow
That's great!
Will you be joining us?
Who dares to barge into the lmperial Palace?
My disciple, my dear disciple
your teacher is here for you!
Come follow me!
It's the Evil God of the Southern Seas!
Who the hell are you?
You dare to interfere with my business?
You must be tired of living!
I should be the one asking you that!
Any business here is my business!
Father! Save your words.
He wants to recruit me as his disciple!
Oh?
To think he's here personally to recruit you!
Guess he's not that stupid after all
Hey, you old fool! You must be really tired of living!
Great! I might as well send you to your maker today!
Send me to my maker? Not today, villain!
What?! That little brat is your son?
Ha! I don't think so
Who knows? I might be his real father.
Don't you know
that he has the same type of cerebrum bone as mine?
Ha ha ha! You claimed my son is yours!
Ha! Maybe you should take a good look at yourself.